Note to self, or a disclaimer. Whichever is less offensive.

Searching tags will only make me annoyed and mean. Especially if it’s a Harry Potter related topic. All I’m seeing is ugly ass cosplays and pathetic attempts in reinventing their favourite characters via celebrities.

OR even worse, using celebrities to visualize their poorly thought our original characters for their fanfictions. If I read about ONE MORE bitch named “Riley” I’m going to go postal.

Most of you are all FAT and irreversibly unattractive either way… so stop trying to live vicariously through your characters. 

& one another thing. If you’re claiming to be a Slytherin and taking awkward, poor quality photos of yourself looking forlorn and misunderstood.

 JUST STOP IT. We don’t want your melodramatic, count chocula eating ass in our house anyway. 

But seriously though…

(At the go-cart track)

Nick: You know when I was a kid we used to make these things out of lunch trays. You know lawn mowers?

Greg: When I was a kid I used to make bombs, little bombs.

9 mini heart attacks waiting to happen. The third one is a killer.

GREG SANDERS: You got a hot dog?

CATHERINE: This one of your jokes, Greg?

GREG SANDERS: I got the ketchup.

CATHERINE: I’m sure this is meaningful.

GREG SANDERS: I went back and looked at the ejaculate from the last two

murders. The same thing. “Indeterminate red stuff.” It’s c12, h22 and o11, nacl, h2o and tomato paste.

CATHERINE: Sugar, water, salt and tomato paste. Ketchup?

GREG SANDERS: Ketchup.

CATHERINE: Well, does he add it after or is it organic?

GREG SANDERS: Don’t ask me why, but, uh … he adds it.

Probably my second favourite pairing ever. It’s so perfect. 

(via becauseisawitontv)